Harry Crack
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if GOD did not mean for us to eat animals He would not have made them out of meat
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Post by Harry Crack on Aug 10, 2017 16:02:26 GMT -5
I don't like Ben Roethlisbergenheimerschmidt at all , but i can reluctantly admit he is a heck of a QB Speaking of QBs Harry, any news on when Flacco will return to the field? I last heard Flaccid will be back thrilling Ravens fans with mediocrity by week 3 |
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Harry Crack
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if GOD did not mean for us to eat animals He would not have made them out of meat
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Post by Harry Crack on Aug 10, 2017 16:03:33 GMT -5
Off for a 5 day mini vacay with the Spousal unit in Waterton Ab. Gents- keep your sticks on the ice til i'm back  I expect pics... It's dark inside my pants |
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Aug 11, 2017 7:04:38 GMT -5
Speaking of QBs Harry, any news on when Flacco will return to the field? I last heard Flaccid will be back thrilling Ravens fans with mediocrity by week 3 That's at the end of the 3 - 6 weeks I heard. Wonder how long he'll last when he does return??? |
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Aug 11, 2017 7:07:35 GMT -5
It's dark inside my pants All camera's have built-in flashes now. Wait....what am I sayin'  ? |
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Harry Crack
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Post by Harry Crack on Aug 22, 2017 8:53:17 GMT -5
It's dark inside my pants All camera's have built-in flashes now. Wait....what am I sayin' ? Always call in an expert they say ;-) |
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Aug 23, 2017 7:04:49 GMT -5
All camera's have built-in flashes now. Wait....what am I sayin' ? Always call in an expert they say ;-) 'They' say a lot of stupid shit but calling me an expert is an understatement. However, I'm not at liberty to say just what I'm an expert in at this time. Maybe someday in my memoirs I can finally tell the world all about it. I'm sure EVERYBODY wants to hear the story of how I saved U.S. taxpayers billions!!! |
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Otis B. Driftwood
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I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Aug 23, 2017 7:15:46 GMT -5
Always call in an expert they say ;-) 'They' say a lot of stupid shit but calling me an expert is an understatement. However, I'm not at liberty to say just what I'm an expert in at this time. Maybe someday in my memoirs I can finally tell the world all about it. I'm sure EVERYBODY wants to hear the story of how I saved U.S. taxpayers billions!!! |
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Aug 23, 2017 8:18:34 GMT -5
'They' say a lot of stupid shit but calling me an expert is an understatement. However, I'm not at liberty to say just what I'm an expert in at this time. Maybe someday in my memoirs I can finally tell the world all about it. I'm sure EVERYBODY wants to hear the story of how I saved U.S. taxpayers billions!!! Yes, you're right. Better not say anymore for now. The Russians, Chinese, and North Koreans have probably all hacked this site and the Army's servers and I don't want to tip them off about anything. |
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Harry Crack
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if GOD did not mean for us to eat animals He would not have made them out of meat
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Post by Harry Crack on Aug 23, 2017 9:37:23 GMT -5
The Commies are in my pants Is this what i am hearing ? |
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Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Aug 23, 2017 9:38:54 GMT -5
The Commies are in my pants Is this what i am hearing ? Until this Russian thing is resolved, they are probably in all our pants. Bastards. |
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Aug 23, 2017 9:55:34 GMT -5
The Commies are in my pants Is this what i am hearing ? Until this Russian thing is resolved, they are probably in all our pants. Bastards. The ravishing Russian Lana can be in all my pants all day long. If you don't know who she is Harry, ask Otis. I'm sure he'll agree with me on this!!!!!!! |
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Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Aug 23, 2017 10:19:11 GMT -5
Until this Russian thing is resolved, they are probably in all our pants. Bastards. The ravishing Russian Lana can be in all my pants all day long. If you don't know who she is Harry, ask Otis. I'm sure he'll agree with me on this!!!!!!! Mmmm... Lana...  |
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Aug 23, 2017 10:48:54 GMT -5
The ravishing Russian Lana can be in all my pants all day long. If you don't know who she is Harry, ask Otis. I'm sure he'll agree with me on this!!!!!!! Mmmm... Lana... Thanks Otis!!!
And, YES! YES!! YES!!!
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Post by Backroads on Aug 23, 2017 11:31:37 GMT -5
Mmmm... Lana... Thanks Otis!!!
And, YES! YES!! YES!!!
Horse face. Have to use at least two paper bags just in case the first one tore open |
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Aug 23, 2017 11:50:53 GMT -5
Thanks Otis!!!
And, YES! YES!! YES!!!
Horse face. Have to use at least two paper bags just in case the first one tore open And next you're gonna say she too fat for you, Moron!!!
I'm thinking Lana would force you to wear 4 or 5 bags but it really doesn't matter as you'd never, EVER be in her bedroom in the first place!!!
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Post by Backroads on Aug 23, 2017 14:55:22 GMT -5
Horse face. Have to use at least two paper bags just in case the first one tore open And next you're gonna say she too fat for you, Moron!!!
I'm thinking Lana would force you to wear 4 or 5 bags but it really doesn't matter as you'd never, EVER be in her bedroom in the first place!!!
LOL, Jealousy wears well on you. |
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Post by pr0t0cl0wn on Aug 23, 2017 15:16:19 GMT -5
Thanks Otis!!!
And, YES! YES!! YES!!!
Horse face. Have to use at least two paper bags just in case the first one tore open Horseface? Jesus Christ man...and she's really CJ Perry from the strange fucking state of Florida |
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Aug 23, 2017 15:32:49 GMT -5
And next you're gonna say she too fat for you, Moron!!!
I'm thinking Lana would force you to wear 4 or 5 bags but it really doesn't matter as you'd never, EVER be in her bedroom in the first place!!!
LOL, Jealousy wears well on you. Only of her real life husband Rusev. Jealous of your inability to know a fine looking women when you see one, Nope!!! |
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Post by pr0t0cl0wn on Aug 23, 2017 15:50:50 GMT -5
Fun fact about CJ "Lana" Perry, she was often seen next to Jenn "Favre Dick Pick Recipient" Sterger at Seminoles games while they were at Florida State together
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Post by Backroads on Aug 23, 2017 19:08:16 GMT -5
Horse face. Have to use at least two paper bags just in case the first one tore open Horseface? Jesus Christ man...and she's really CJ Perry from the strange fucking state of Florida She has a fantastic bod without doubt...but I've seen better faces. But you appear to like that look so good for you |
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Post by Backroads on Aug 23, 2017 19:09:23 GMT -5
LOL, Jealousy wears well on you. Only of her real life husband Rusev. Jealous of your inability to know a fine looking women when you see one, Nope!!! Hush young one....you are making certain things too apparent to the others. |
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Post by pr0t0cl0wn on Aug 23, 2017 22:01:53 GMT -5
Horseface? Jesus Christ man...and she's really CJ Perry from the strange fucking state of Florida She has a fantastic bod without doubt...but I've seen better faces. But you appear to like that look so good for you She's not the most beautiful woman in the world, but she's pretty damn good looking. A horseface is someone like Debra Messing or Sarah Jessica Parker or Maggie Gyllenhaal |
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Aug 24, 2017 8:10:34 GMT -5
Only of her real life husband Rusev. Jealous of your inability to know a fine looking women when you see one, Nope!!! Hush young one....you are making certain things too apparent to the others. Young one??? You know nothing BR. |
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Post by pr0t0cl0wn on Aug 24, 2017 8:11:07 GMT -5
Hush young one....you are making certain things too apparent to the others. Young one??? You know nothing BR. I know that BR probably need a stronger prescription with his glasses! |
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Post by Backroads on Aug 24, 2017 8:59:01 GMT -5
Hush young one....you are making certain things too apparent to the others. Young one??? You know nothing BR. LOL...so you are a GoT fan... |
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Post by pr0t0cl0wn on Aug 24, 2017 14:02:32 GMT -5
I know that BR probably need a stronger prescription with his glasses! Not saying I would kick her out of bed, but her face is a bit elongated and slanty eyes. I just guess some have higher standards than others. Nothing bad about it, just what it is. so who is an actress or public figure of some sort that you put at the top of the totem pole? |
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Post by Backroads on Aug 24, 2017 15:07:26 GMT -5
Not saying I would kick her out of bed, but her face is a bit elongated and slanty eyes. I just guess some have higher standards than others. Nothing bad about it, just what it is. so who is an actress or public figure of some sort that you put at the top of the totem pole? Jennifer Anniston, Catherine Zeta-Jones, back in the day, Rachel Ward. But it doesn't matter. You might not like the ones I pick, and that is OK, just your way of looking at things. |
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Post by pr0t0cl0wn on Aug 24, 2017 15:42:30 GMT -5
so who is an actress or public figure of some sort that you put at the top of the totem pole? Jennifer Anniston, Catherine Zeta-Jones, back in the day, Rachel Ward. But it doesn't matter. You might not like the ones I pick, and that is OK, just your way of looking at things. 3 horsefaces! |
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Post by Backroads on Aug 24, 2017 17:43:00 GMT -5
Jennifer Anniston, Catherine Zeta-Jones, back in the day, Rachel Ward. But it doesn't matter. You might not like the ones I pick, and that is OK, just your way of looking at things. 3 horsefaces! LOL....yep. Have a great night |
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Harry Crack
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if GOD did not mean for us to eat animals He would not have made them out of meat
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Post by Harry Crack on Aug 25, 2017 9:12:55 GMT -5
Mila Kunis , a bucket of strawberries ,a hoola hoop , a bottle of vodka , a jar of olive oil , and rubber sheets = Harry's weekend dream
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