Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on May 23, 2015 9:25:39 GMT -5
I wouldn't exactly call that song "hippie music" Harry... More like house frau angst. That's what the washing machine is for. You realize that some segments of society would deem this an insensitive comment... to which I would recommend a less abrasive type of detergent more attuned to sensitive skin. |
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Post by Canuck eh? on May 23, 2015 9:53:20 GMT -5
That's what the washing machine is for. You realize that some segments of society would deem this an insensitive comment... to which I would recommend a less abrasive type of detergent more attuned to sensitive skin. And some wash their runners and hope it becomes unbalanced.....  |
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Post by Deleted on May 23, 2015 10:24:36 GMT -5
I wouldn't exactly call that song "hippie music" Harry... More like house frau angst. That's what the washing machine is for. Wait....what?  I wash my underwear in there....doesn't get them REAL clean but makes the brown and little less dark |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on May 25, 2015 18:36:26 GMT -5
Lake Texoma... 2015 641.5' and rising...  |
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Post by Zig on May 25, 2015 18:53:17 GMT -5
Lake Texoma... 2015 641.5' and rising... Cali would gladly take some of that water. Hell we could use some up here too |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on May 25, 2015 18:57:57 GMT -5
Lake Texoma... 2015 641.5' and rising... Cali would gladly take some of that water. Hell we could use some up here too Sure would like to outwit gravity and share it... and the businesses at the lake would too. Their summer is pretty much shot. |
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Post by Harry Crack on May 28, 2015 18:20:13 GMT -5
That's what the washing machine is for. Wait....what? I wash my underwear in there....doesn't get them REAL clean but makes the brown and little less dark Just flip em inside out - you can wear em two days straight that way  |
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Post by Harry Crack on May 28, 2015 18:31:52 GMT -5
Hank sighting , hank sighting red alert red alert   |
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Post by Deleted on May 28, 2015 19:06:01 GMT -5
Wait....what? I wash my underwear in there....doesn't get them REAL clean but makes the brown and little less dark Just flip em inside out - you can wear em two days straight that way Only two days? Silly. But that would mean that I would have wash my Jeans and everyone knows you don't wash Jeans |
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Post by Harry Crack on May 29, 2015 8:12:57 GMT -5
Just flip em inside out - you can wear em two days straight that way Only two days? Silly. But that would mean that I would have wash my Jeans and everyone knows you don't wash Jeans or cats  |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on May 29, 2015 16:48:13 GMT -5
That reminds me...
Know how to recycle a condom?
Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
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Post by Harry Crack on May 29, 2015 17:02:59 GMT -5
That reminds me... Know how to recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it. That will be shared... |
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Post by Harry Crack on Jun 5, 2015 8:49:06 GMT -5
Knock knock ... who's there ? ....Stopick !.....Stopick who ? .....Stopicking your nose your head will cave in
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jun 6, 2015 9:00:28 GMT -5
@nytimes: Brittney Griner filed for an annulment, a day after her wife announced she's pregnant nyti.ms/1dTm8I4Guess the paternity test was conclusive. |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Jun 6, 2015 9:05:19 GMT -5
@nytimes: Brittney Griner filed for an annulment, a day after her wife announced she's pregnant nyti.ms/1dTm8I4Guess the paternity test was conclusive. I thought some of those WNBA gals just looked like they had dicks? |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jun 6, 2015 9:48:27 GMT -5
@nytimes: Brittney Griner filed for an annulment, a day after her wife announced she's pregnant nyti.ms/1dTm8I4Guess the paternity test was conclusive. I thought some of those WNBA gals just looked like they had dicks? Listen to an interview with Griner sometime and you will be convinced. |
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Jun 7, 2015 6:32:19 GMT -5
I thought some of those WNBA gals just looked like they had dicks? Listen to an interview with Griner sometime and you will be convinced. OH boy. |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jun 7, 2015 11:43:57 GMT -5
Listen to an interview with Griner sometime and you will be convinced. OH boy. Listen to her. I swear she has testes. |
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Jun 8, 2015 3:59:12 GMT -5
Listen to her. I swear she has testes. I believe you. |
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Post by Harry Crack on Jun 8, 2015 13:53:42 GMT -5
@nytimes: Brittney Griner filed for an annulment, a day after her wife announced she's pregnant nyti.ms/1dTm8I4Guess the paternity test was conclusive. I thought some of those WNBA gals just looked like they had dicks? Is that league still in existence ? |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 9, 2015 21:40:55 GMT -5
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Jun 10, 2015 3:48:23 GMT -5
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Post by Harry Crack on Jun 10, 2015 13:04:01 GMT -5
I do believe "groan" could be considered an innuendo as well.. |
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Post by slapshot on Jun 10, 2015 13:37:27 GMT -5
I do believe "groan" could be considered an innuendo as well.. Is this about anal sex? In-you-end-Oh!  |
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Post by Harry Crack on Jun 10, 2015 14:17:52 GMT -5
I do believe "groan" could be considered an innuendo as well.. Is this about anal sex? In-you-end-Oh! That great and classic 1969 Chinese porno; Twocanchew |
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Post by Deleted on Jun 10, 2015 20:35:18 GMT -5
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Jun 11, 2015 4:10:44 GMT -5
I do believe "groan" could be considered an innuendo as well.. Ha, Yes it can. |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jun 11, 2015 9:02:57 GMT -5
I thought some of those WNBA gals just looked like they had dicks? Is that league still in existence ? I'm in amazement that it's been around almost 20 years. Credit espen for needing content. It sure isn't because of ratings or fans beating down a path to the ticket booth. |
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Post by Harry Crack on Jun 11, 2015 14:04:54 GMT -5
Is that league still in existence ? I'm in amazement that it's been around almost 20 years. Credit espen for needing content. It sure isn't because of ratings or fans beating down a path to the ticket booth. P.I.C. question of the day ; what would be the estimated "lezzie" ratio on a roster ? |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jun 11, 2015 18:30:59 GMT -5
I'm in amazement that it's been around almost 20 years. Credit espen for needing content. It sure isn't because of ratings or fans beating down a path to the ticket booth. P.I.C. question of the day ; what would be the estimated "lezzie" ratio on a roster ? Not sure about the rosters but the gate is pretty high from all demographic studies I read. |
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I wash my underwear in there....doesn't get them REAL clean but makes the brown and little less dark
