Post by Zig on Jan 11, 2015 12:26:28 GMT -5
which will be dubbed "The Harbaugh Rules"
John Harbaugh has had it with all this deceptive junk in the NFL so he's calling for some new rules
#1 No more of this deceptive play action stuff. Fake a hand off and then pass it? Come on!
#2 No more hard counts. Hike it when you say hike the first time!
#3 No more of this "Omaha" shit. He says that all the time but it doesnt really mean anything! That's deceptive, we can't have that.
#4 Same with all that jive talk break dancing Peyton does before the play! How the heck is anyone supposed to know what the heck he's doing? Am I right? Deceptive as hell!
#4. Obviously no more fake FGs or punts or onsides kicks. That stuff is too deceptive and unfair
#6 No more Wildcat or read option. Much too deceptive, this is the NFL!
#7 If you line to "go for it" but you're really just trying to draw an off-sides call...No more of that, you must run the play!
I'm sure I'll think of more. I won't rest until all deception tactics are no longer a part of professional football!
Now who's got a tissue?
John Harbaugh has had it with all this deceptive junk in the NFL so he's calling for some new rules
#1 No more of this deceptive play action stuff. Fake a hand off and then pass it? Come on!
#2 No more hard counts. Hike it when you say hike the first time!
#3 No more of this "Omaha" shit. He says that all the time but it doesnt really mean anything! That's deceptive, we can't have that.
#4 Same with all that jive talk break dancing Peyton does before the play! How the heck is anyone supposed to know what the heck he's doing? Am I right? Deceptive as hell!
#4. Obviously no more fake FGs or punts or onsides kicks. That stuff is too deceptive and unfair
#6 No more Wildcat or read option. Much too deceptive, this is the NFL!
#7 If you line to "go for it" but you're really just trying to draw an off-sides call...No more of that, you must run the play!
I'm sure I'll think of more. I won't rest until all deception tactics are no longer a part of professional football!
Now who's got a tissue?
