Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Nov 14, 2015 10:25:06 GMT -5
I see this on average once a month. And yet - new toys keep appearing in our house. Petco loves my wife. |
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Post by Harry Crack on Nov 17, 2015 14:00:39 GMT -5
I see this on average once a month. And yet - new toys keep appearing in our house. Petco loves my wife. LOL- I forgive my pooch way faster than i do my kids |
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Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Nov 25, 2015 8:40:37 GMT -5
What do you get when you combine a toilet and a dumpster fire?  |
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Harry Crack
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Post by Harry Crack on Dec 1, 2015 16:47:18 GMT -5
What do you get when you combine a toilet and a dumpster fire? i have at least 3 of those incidents the next morning after i make my homemade Willie Beamin Steamin Curry |
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Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Dec 1, 2015 19:57:07 GMT -5
What do you get when you combine a toilet and a dumpster fire? i have at least 3 of those incidents the next morning after i make my homemade Willie Beamin Steamin Curry Sounds plausible... |
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Harry Crack
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Post by Harry Crack on Dec 2, 2015 11:44:47 GMT -5
A staff member that comes to me asking what is the official policy on overtime . This particular "next one out" was not pleased with my answer - "you have to work extra time to accumulate overtime"- "i know that , i do , and thats why i ask " - "do you subtract the 8 smoke breaks you take on top of lunch and coffee breaks that no one else takes?"- she walks off with a disgusted and hurt by my boss face........... is it to close to Christmas to blow her out of here ?
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Post by Canuck eh? on Dec 10, 2015 19:23:59 GMT -5
Here's a bootleg copy of the new Star Wars movie.
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Harry Crack
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Post by Harry Crack on Dec 16, 2015 18:25:26 GMT -5
I am still failing to fully comprehend that my Wifes Boss - a really smart , funny , and good man- is uber stoked because he gets to use the tickets he bought way in advance to go see a Star Wars movie this weekend . WTF  ? My Lady and i will saunter in and see it on a matinee in about three weeks..........we will see the same movie........WTSF is the deal with advance tickets for A THEATRE Not a one night concert.... a long run movie...........save the human race |
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Post by Zig on Dec 24, 2015 19:55:52 GMT -5
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Dec 26, 2015 16:31:18 GMT -5
I am still failing to fully comprehend that my Wifes Boss - a really smart , funny , and good man- is uber stoked because he gets to use the tickets he bought way in advance to go see a Star Wars movie this weekend . WTF ? My Lady and i will saunter in and see it on a matinee in about three weeks..........we will see the same movie........WTSF is the deal with advance tickets for A THEATRE Not a one night concert.... a long run movie...........save the human race Funny I'm about to watch a burned copy in the cozy confines of my home tonight |
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Post by Harry Crack on Dec 28, 2015 12:12:27 GMT -5
I am still failing to fully comprehend that my Wifes Boss - a really smart , funny , and good man- is uber stoked because he gets to use the tickets he bought way in advance to go see a Star Wars movie this weekend . WTF ? My Lady and i will saunter in and see it on a matinee in about three weeks..........we will see the same movie........WTSF is the deal with advance tickets for A THEATRE Not a one night concert.... a long run movie...........save the human race Funny I'm about to watch a burned copy in the cozy confines of my home tonight So the Spousal unit and i go to a nearby Landmark Cinema last night to watch the movie "Joy" , they have recently re-opened after renovations. FANFRICKENTASTIC !!!! the seats ( all of them ) are recliners How awesome is that ? even reclined the rows are wide enough for people to pass by as well . The screen is hug of course , but also slightly curved inwards . The picture was amazing. Now if i could just get a cold beer and bring my pooch for the lap  |
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Jan 3, 2016 0:19:35 GMT -5
Funny I'm about to watch a burned copy in the cozy confines of my home tonight So the Spousal unit and i go to a nearby Landmark Cinema last night to watch the movie "Joy" , they have recently re-opened after renovations. FANFRICKENTASTIC !!!! the seats ( all of them ) are recliners How awesome is that ? even reclined the rows are wide enough for people to pass by as well . The screen is hug of course , but also slightly curved inwards . The picture was amazing. Now if i could just get a cold beer and bring my pooch for the lap A movie about the inventor of the Magic Mop, I think I'll wait Although I like Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper both |
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Post by Zig on Jan 13, 2016 21:01:46 GMT -5
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Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jan 15, 2016 12:04:46 GMT -5
Wish I could find this album... or maybe I just wish I could find the booklet.  |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Jan 15, 2016 15:35:14 GMT -5
Wish I could find this album... or maybe I just wish I could find the booklet. LOL - Probably not sold in Australia. |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Jan 15, 2016 15:39:28 GMT -5
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Post by Zig on Jan 18, 2016 20:33:46 GMT -5
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Jan 22, 2016 10:10:28 GMT -5
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Post by Zig on Jan 22, 2016 18:16:22 GMT -5
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Jan 22, 2016 23:08:06 GMT -5
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Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jan 23, 2016 10:41:27 GMT -5
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jan 27, 2016 8:02:30 GMT -5
The only question I have...
Why?
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Harry Crack
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Post by Harry Crack on Jan 27, 2016 17:15:38 GMT -5
Miss Perry would only get my $ for a private one on one "pay per view
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Mar 1, 2016 7:57:15 GMT -5
You know your morning has gotten off to a less-than-promising start...  |
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Post by Harry Crack on Mar 1, 2016 18:35:54 GMT -5
You know your morning has gotten off to a less-than-promising start... Nothing wrong with a man heading off to the Can with a bottle of hand lotion............. do remember to rinse out the sink Buddy |
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 1, 2016 21:43:37 GMT -5
Miss Perry would only get my $ for a private one on one "pay per view Some people have some warped ideas  |
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 1, 2016 21:47:42 GMT -5
Miss Perry would only get my $ for a private one on one "pay per view Some people have some warped ideas  Not saying Miss Perry's is this big, Miss Knowles' yes Miss Perry's no |
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Harry Crack
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Post by Harry Crack on Mar 2, 2016 11:51:45 GMT -5
Some people have some warped ideas Not saying Miss Perry's is this big, Miss Knowles' yes Miss Perry's no As is often the case - Ms Perry like many naturally gifted up top ladies , she is actually kind of lacking in the Caboose dept. |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Mar 11, 2016 11:02:22 GMT -5
Time for "Otis Presents Bad Moments in Broadcasting"...
First - I offer you a local legend. Some background required...
At 10 after the hour... at 30 after... and at ten till the hour - The Ticket has done for going on 25 years a "Ticker" where they do recaps and headlines. One morning, the Ticker guy was late to work. So an intern named Alexi said "I can do a Ticker". The end result is probably the most legendary emergency brake of the week winner in the history of Sports Radio 1310 The Ticket in Dallas as Alexi Wall attempts a Ticket Ticker and with a lack of preparation seals his status as a Ticket legend.
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Mar 11, 2016 11:08:20 GMT -5
Next... we have OJ who years ago thought it was actually a good idea to do a call in webcast and actually take questions.
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