Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jan 16, 2016 10:24:20 GMT -5
Hope I'm home in time for kickoff. I have to take the wife and daughter to Garden Ridge.
Don't judge me.
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Post by Center Ice on Jan 16, 2016 10:29:28 GMT -5
Hope I'm home in time for kickoff. I have to take the wife and daughter to Garden Ridge. Don't judge me. I'd have a chuckle at your expense but since I don't know what Garden Ridge is, the chuckle will have to be assumed! |
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Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jan 16, 2016 10:40:48 GMT -5
Hope I'm home in time for kickoff. I have to take the wife and daughter to Garden Ridge. Don't judge me. I'd have a chuckle at your expense but since I don't know what Garden Ridge is, the chuckle will have to be assumed! Well - I'd hate for you to miss out on a good chuckle... Garden Ridge (At Home) - Plano |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Jan 16, 2016 10:51:47 GMT -5
Hope I'm home in time for kickoff. I have to take the wife and daughter to Garden Ridge. Don't judge me. What's a Garden Ridge? |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Jan 16, 2016 10:53:34 GMT -5
I'd have a chuckle at your expense but since I don't know what Garden Ridge is, the chuckle will have to be assumed! Well - I'd hate for you to miss out on a good chuckle... Garden Ridge (At Home) - PlanoLOL - I should have read further. I hope you find that dust ruffle you're looking for.  |
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Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jan 16, 2016 10:55:31 GMT -5
LOL - I should have read further. I hope you find that dust ruffle you're looking for. Look here dammit!!! We're shopping for rugs! |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Jan 16, 2016 10:57:56 GMT -5
LOL - I should have read further. I hope you find that dust ruffle you're looking for. Look here dammit!!! We're shopping for rugs! Oh that makes it sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better. |
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Post by aka50yearfan on Jan 16, 2016 11:31:43 GMT -5
LOL - I should have read further. I hope you find that dust ruffle you're looking for. Look here dammit!!! We're shopping for rugs! This does not make you less of a man, it just shows poor judgement. |
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Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jan 16, 2016 11:42:05 GMT -5
Look here dammit!!! We're shopping for rugs! This does not make you less of a man, it just shows poor judgement. Only if I show poor taste in color choices. Which is why I took pictures. These smart phones are useful tools when you allow them to be. |
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Post by tigertowner 68 on Jan 16, 2016 11:46:55 GMT -5
Look here dammit!!! We're shopping for rugs! This does not make you less of a man, it just shows poor judgement. Mrs Driftwood - "Pick a color and lets go, honey!'  |
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Post by Center Ice on Jan 16, 2016 13:00:42 GMT -5
I'd have a chuckle at your expense but since I don't know what Garden Ridge is, the chuckle will have to be assumed! Well - I'd hate for you to miss out on a good chuckle... Garden Ridge (At Home) - Plano<chuckles quietly> |
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Post by Zig on Jan 16, 2016 15:08:43 GMT -5
I'd like to keep the play off threads mostly on topic so I started a thread with these posts
now Otis can fill us in on his trip when he returns
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Post by Canuck eh? on Jan 16, 2016 16:32:10 GMT -5
I'd like to keep the play off threads mostly on topic so I started a thread with these posts now Otis can fill us in on his trip when he returns He might be a while. I saw on Twitter he got hung up in the doily department.  |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Jan 16, 2016 16:33:54 GMT -5
This does not make you less of a man, it just shows poor judgement. Only if I show poor taste in color choices. Which is why I took pictures. These smart phones are useful tools when you allow them to be.  |
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Post by Zig on Jan 16, 2016 16:35:32 GMT -5
I'd like to keep the play off threads mostly on topic so I started a thread with these posts now Otis can fill us in on his trip when he returns He might be a while. I saw on Twitter he got hung up in the doily department. "that's our Otis" *canned laughter* |
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Jan 17, 2016 1:03:10 GMT -5
Otis goes to Garden Ridge
Is that anything like Harold and Kumar go to White Castle
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Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jan 17, 2016 10:43:42 GMT -5
I believe a quote from Nate Newton is in order here.
Fuck all y'all...
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jan 17, 2016 10:46:47 GMT -5
Now give me my damn man card back!
Bastards.
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Post by Center Ice on Jan 17, 2016 17:38:23 GMT -5
Now give me my damn man card back! Bastards.  |
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Jan 17, 2016 19:53:28 GMT -5
Hope I'm home in time for kickoff. I have to take the wife and daughter to Garden Ridge. Don't judge me. Next week Otis goes to Rutherford’s Design-Fabrics-Gifts after all now the drapes clash with the rugs |
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Jan 17, 2016 20:03:12 GMT -5
Hope I'm home in time for kickoff. I have to take the wife and daughter to Garden Ridge. Don't judge me. Next week Otis goes to Rutherford’s Design-Fabrics-Gifts after all now the drapes clash with the rugs Or he could do a remake |
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Post by aka50yearfan on Jan 18, 2016 10:16:02 GMT -5
Only if I show poor taste in color choices. Which is why I took pictures. These smart phones are useful tools when you allow them to be. Daumm! that is cold....Take a mans woman, take a mans money, but to take his card back. Have you no decency? |
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Post by Center Ice on Jan 18, 2016 13:21:39 GMT -5
Now give me my damn man card back! Bastards. I guess my man card pic was not mod-approved! |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Jan 18, 2016 13:34:31 GMT -5
Daumm! that is cold....Take a mans woman, take a mans money, but to take his card back. Have you no decency? Heartless bastards putting up sham facades of male dominance. I shall await their next "Why of course Snookums - I can put aside watching the Super Bowl this evening in order to take you to see Celine Dion..." Because you know they will. |
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Post by aka50yearfan on Jan 18, 2016 15:59:28 GMT -5
Daumm! that is cold....Take a mans woman, take a mans money, but to take his card back. Have you no decency? Heartless bastards putting up sham facades of male dominance. I shall await their next "Why of course Snookums - I can put aside watching the Super Bowl this evening in order to take you to see Celine Dion..." Because you know they will. Yes, but you must be the bigger man here. Just because they may sit down to pee does not mean they are lesser men, it just means they have very poor aim and do not want that " special" woman in their life to bitch slap them for missing the hole again and if six easy QVC payments for blush and a brush makes her happy, then what is one more diva concert. Detente. |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Jan 18, 2016 20:30:24 GMT -5
Daumm! that is cold....Take a mans woman, take a mans money, but to take his card back. Have you no decency?When it comes to Cowboys fans............................none. |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Jan 18, 2016 20:31:34 GMT -5
Daumm! that is cold....Take a mans woman, take a mans money, but to take his card back. Have you no decency? Heartless bastards putting up sham facades of male dominance. I shall await their next "Why of course Snookums - I can put aside watching the Super Bowl this evening in order to take you to see Celine Dion..." Because you know they will. If that ever happened I sure as shit wouldn't post it here.  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 18, 2016 21:27:04 GMT -5
Hope I'm home in time for kickoff. I have to take the wife and daughter to Garden Ridge. Don't judge me. What's a Garden Ridge? Isn't Garden Ridge that new haircut where the middle of the hair stands up?  |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Jan 19, 2016 9:47:16 GMT -5
Isn't Garden Ridge that new haircut where the middle of the hair stands up? Or possibly what's left when CWJ is finished? |
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Post by Harry Crack on Jan 27, 2016 17:22:00 GMT -5
LOL - I should have read further. I hope you find that dust ruffle you're looking for. Look here dammit!!! We're shopping for rugs! Didn't pick you for the Toupe' type Otis ? |
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