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Post by Leader O'Cola on Mar 2, 2015 20:27:33 GMT -5
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Otis B. Driftwood
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Mar 2, 2015 22:50:30 GMT -5
1 - IT people are just creepy.  2 - This is not an OB-GYN with a bright future. Chicks don't find this type of humor acceptable. I'm now closing my browser before my wife sees this.  3 - I swear - if he hikes his leg I'm biting that damn thing. I swear...  4 - I was actually looking for something in a soft velour please. Maybe pink.  5 - Fuck Fancy Feast!  6 - I would still suck at foosball.  7 - Welcome to Gruene, Texas. We have lots of this shit.  8 - This is why the cat is in the tree with the sausages. All because of a cute fucking rodent.  |
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Post by Leader O'Cola on Mar 2, 2015 23:39:53 GMT -5
lol! some good ones otis!
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 3, 2015 0:20:04 GMT -5
1 1) so keep it in your pants 2) This doc is going to stirrup a sexual harassment charge . And he'll get smeared 3 You should see what the dog on the other side is licking 4 KY jelly not included 5) I was Linda Lovelace in a previous life 6 Yeah! screw this 7 another showing of 'Granny's gone wild' 8 Clean my litterbox NOW |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2015 1:32:14 GMT -5
1 - Big Brother (the black edition) 2 - because the nameplate wasn't big enough for "at your pussy's neck" 3 - ISIS Dog in training 4 - Watson's proctology gloves line didn't catch on either 5 - Try as he might, his cousin was right, Mittens maxed out at 3.5 dicks. 6 - "spinners are for pussies!" 7 - marketing.....you're doing it wrong. 8 - guinea pigs, lifes pawn. |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Mar 3, 2015 8:13:15 GMT -5
LOL at 3.5 filosofy!
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Post by Canuck eh? on Mar 3, 2015 15:53:47 GMT -5
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Post by Macho Row on Mar 3, 2015 23:25:00 GMT -5
1 What should be posted on hooplas home page. With the addition of "not only here, but EVERYWHERE" 2 Not sure how you got into my office, but the secrets out now. 3 If I were a black dog, it would not be THIS head poking through. 4 Backroads hit the hardware store in anticipation of CWJ's spring planting visit. 5 I love a pussy willing to gobble the sausage while sitting on wood. 6 Because if you play foosball, you'll need your wrists for more important activities after leaving the bar alone. 7 No relation to those authentic imitation purses DJ slings to make ends meet. 8 I'm a tiny little vermin who wont let anyone play if I'm not winning. My name must be Hammer. |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2015 23:52:09 GMT -5
1 Fuck NSA 2 Anyone see CWJIM? 3 I love the sacrifices you make 4 Honey...I'm going to Home Depot 5 Nom Nom Nom 6 Air Hockey in 2100 7 Ad for local hospital birthing center 8 Knight to King....aw, fuck it |
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 4, 2015 3:43:37 GMT -5
where are the CBS pusses  |
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Post by tigertowner 68 on Mar 4, 2015 21:11:49 GMT -5
1 What should be posted on hooplas home page. With the addition of "not only here, but EVERYWHERE" 2 Not sure how you got into my office, but the secrets out now. 3 If I were a black dog, it would not be THIS head poking through. 4 Backroads hit the hardware store in anticipation of CWJ's spring planting visit. 5 I love a pussy willing to gobble the sausage while sitting on wood. 6 Because if you play foosball, you'll need your wrists for more important activities after leaving the bar alone. 7 No relation to those authentic imitation purses DJ slings to make ends meet. 8 I'm a tiny little vermin who wont let anyone play if I'm not winning. My name must be Hammer. That was awesome MR |
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Post by Leader O'Cola on Mar 7, 2015 21:54:52 GMT -5
Some good ones . Entries closed for this week. Winners announced monday. See you all then
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Post by Zig on Mar 8, 2015 8:58:59 GMT -5
Some good ones . Entries closed for this week. Winners announced monday. See you all then Would you mind paying the winner every week? I sent you a bunch of money via donation (icon in the middle in lower left corner to accept donation)You can just pay the winner that way,,it's pretty easy |
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Post by Leader O'Cola on Mar 8, 2015 11:24:44 GMT -5
Some good ones . Entries closed for this week. Winners announced monday. See you all then Would you mind paying the winner every week? I sent you a bunch of money via donation (icon in the middle in lower left corner to accept donation)You can just pay the winner that way,,it's pretty easy will do. thanks |
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Post by Leader O'Cola on Mar 9, 2015 19:12:58 GMT -5
1 filo I didn't even notice the scholong at first! lol 2 swamp dragon lol... to punnny 3 canuck eh LMAO 4 backroads how do YOU know it's not a Lowes deal?  5 swamp dragon LMAO!!!! 6 filo exactly what I was thinking! 7 otis I'll take your word for it! damn texans! 8 canuck LOL! not sure that's how it works, but I lol'd!!! |
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