1 - IT people are just creepy.



2 - This is not an OB-GYN with a bright future.  Chicks don't find this type of humor acceptable.  I'm now closing my browser before my wife sees this.


3 - I swear - if he hikes his leg I'm biting that damn thing.  I swear...



4 - I was actually looking for something in a soft velour please.  Maybe pink.



5 - Fuck Fancy Feast!


6 - I would still suck at foosball.


7 - Welcome to Gruene, Texas.  We have lots of this shit.


8 - This is why the cat is in the tree with the sausages.  All because of a cute fucking rodent.

1



1) so keep it in your pants

2)

This doc is going to stirrup a sexual harassment charge . And he'll get smeared


3
You should see what the dog on the other side is licking




4

KY jelly not included



5)

I was Linda Lovelace in a previous life



6
Yeah! screw this


7

another showing of 'Granny's gone wild'


8
Clean my litterbox NOW

1 What should be posted on hooplas home page. With the addition of "not only here, but EVERYWHERE"



2 Not sure how you got into my office, but the secrets out now.


3 If I were a black dog, it would not be THIS head poking through.



4 Backroads hit the hardware store in anticipation of CWJ's spring planting visit.



5 I love a pussy willing to gobble the sausage while sitting on wood.


6 Because if you play foosball, you'll need your wrists for more important activities after leaving the bar alone.


7 No relation to those authentic imitation purses DJ slings to make ends meet.


8 I'm a tiny little vermin who wont let anyone play if I'm not winning. My name must be Hammer.

Would you mind paying the winner every week? I sent you a bunch of money via donation (icon in the middle in lower left corner to accept donation)You can just pay the winner that way,,it's pretty easy