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Post by BHR on Sept 5, 2014 10:25:18 GMT -5
I wonder if Kim Kardashian is a virgin
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Post by BHR on Sept 5, 2014 10:25:34 GMT -5
Golden Coral sure is a fancy place to eat.
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Post by BHR on Sept 5, 2014 10:26:19 GMT -5
I love the smell my grandmother leaves in the bathroom when she's just emptied her colostomy bag.
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Post by BHR on Sept 5, 2014 10:27:07 GMT -5
I waited for my girlfriend's family to go on vacation. I bought water balloons. I took amphetamines. I broke into her sister's apartment. I poked tiny holes into her unused condoms. I mixed chemicals under the sink with open beverages in the refrigerator. I took one of her tampons, soaked it in her alcohol and inserted it into my ass. I took out family photo albums and arranged them around the room on the floor and bed. I wore her clothes. I kept her clothes. I showered in her clothes. I came on her yoga ball. I popped her tire.
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Post by BHR on Sept 5, 2014 10:27:19 GMT -5
thank you sooner for the above gems
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Post by BHR on Sept 5, 2014 10:27:31 GMT -5
Wait one more...
Maybe I should get off welfare and stop naming my children after things i cannot afford.
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Post by bigddude on Sept 8, 2014 13:13:30 GMT -5
Wait one more... Maybe I should get off welfare and stop naming my children after things i cannot afford. Going off the above, and keeping with the thread title - "No, that's o.k. I will not be taking your welfare. Only I decided to have these kids, the Govt. had nothing to do with that. As such, I will raise them on my own." And, I sure will not be asking for any In Home Supportive Services funds, as people should not be paid to take care of their own relatives". |
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 13:24:42 GMT -5
Atlanta is welfare free.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 13:26:24 GMT -5
Tony Romo is the best quarterback of all time!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 13:31:27 GMT -5
Ronald Reagan was really Mao Tse-Tung in disguise.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 13:33:46 GMT -5
You know what's wrong with Somalia? White people ruled over the country for too long.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 8, 2014 13:36:05 GMT -5
Black men can kill or beat the crap out of black women and men and get away with it. White men beat the crap out of anybody and get sued, banned and imprisoned. Unless they've got a lot of money. Then they can avoid the imprisonment.
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Post by soonerdo on Sept 9, 2014 18:17:59 GMT -5
Nicki Minaj has really contributed to the music industry with her well written songs that convey deep messages about life in general.
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Post by soonerdo on Sept 9, 2014 18:19:26 GMT -5
Shaving your eyebrows off and drawing them back on was a great idea!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 9, 2014 20:02:02 GMT -5
Nicki Minaj has really contributed to the music industry with her well written songs that convey deep messages about life in general. Lol |
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Post by bone3421 on Sept 10, 2014 4:43:06 GMT -5
My favorite band is nickleback
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Post by bone3421 on Sept 10, 2014 4:44:12 GMT -5
Mack brown sure can coach them up
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Post by bigddude on Sept 10, 2014 10:21:21 GMT -5
My favorite band is nickleback While nowhere near my favorite, with all the units they have sold, I think this phrase is said a lot. Signed, Larry Literal. |
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Post by bigddude on Sept 10, 2014 11:49:49 GMT -5
New for this week -
"I can't get enough coverage of the Ray Rice incident".
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Post by Center Ice on Dec 13, 2014 18:52:53 GMT -5
Shit a guy never says:
"You know I'd like to see her again, but her breasts are just too big".
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Post by Super Paul Mullin on Dec 13, 2014 19:34:36 GMT -5
Do you think the Royals can repeat as AL champs?
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Post by Canuck eh? on Dec 13, 2014 19:40:47 GMT -5
I wonder who's on HNIC tonight?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2014 20:14:34 GMT -5
Mikey Cyrus is an ugly virgin.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2014 20:15:27 GMT -5
The Falcons are going to win the Superbowl!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2014 20:15:59 GMT -5
I suck.
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Post by Center Ice on Dec 13, 2014 20:19:16 GMT -5
I wonder who's on HNIC tonight? HA! |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Dec 13, 2014 20:21:25 GMT -5
I wonder who's on HNIC tonight? HA! You're probably the only one who'll get that.
You're welcome.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2014 20:21:32 GMT -5
I wonder who's on HNIC tonight? HA! Cool avi, man. |
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Post by NYR on Dec 20, 2014 13:27:06 GMT -5
Mikey Cyrus is an ugly virgin. but she has an eager beaver? |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Dec 20, 2014 13:31:25 GMT -5
Man that Tony Romo is a playoff stud!
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