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Post by Leader O'Cola on Mar 9, 2015 19:25:13 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2015 19:37:03 GMT -5
1  Sushi under glass...excellent 2  Wonder how many toilet tissue squares that would take? 3  Now that you have surrendered...bow to me 4  Let's see...hot water on the left or is it on the right? 5  Whew...thanks...this shit is tiring... 6  I am a happy girl....just saying 7  Is it done yet? Now? Now? Now? 8  |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2015 19:37:51 GMT -5
BTW...I should have won the last 5 of these....just saying
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 9, 2015 21:18:01 GMT -5
1 I feel like a hamster in a glass ball2
Oh I'd like to stuff you full of something3 For the final time I was not in Gremlins4 Who put these ugly ass tiles behind me 5 . Tag you're it
6 Ride Sally Ride7
Maybe a bikini wax would have been a better idea8 That one's the 2% one |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 9, 2015 21:52:45 GMT -5
1. "Thank God for these protective goggles!" 2. "But dat ass doe!" - Teddy Fuckspin 3. Pay me the money or I break another finger..... 4. "My daughter is in porn, now wash your hands" 5. "Red Bull gives me wing" 6. That snow should probably be black. 7. "I don't see nothing wrong, with a little bump and grind" 8. " Aaaaand, those are real." |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Mar 10, 2015 7:11:01 GMT -5
1 - The Texas State Aquarium's new ride. Allows full viewing of humans shitting themselves when they realize there is no bottom on that jar they are in. 2 - Nice to see another supporter of pot legalization. 3 - I just pissed on your finger, kind human. 4 - Up yours, Mr. Smith... 5 - All that comes to mind here is "idiot". 6 - One Hour Parking... sure. 7 - Navin Johnson's worst nightmare. 8 - Run kid. Those damn things will be down to her ankles in 20 years! |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Mar 10, 2015 21:56:43 GMT -5
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Post by Center Ice on Mar 11, 2015 15:37:12 GMT -5
1 Hey.......yeah you, toss me the mustard willya. 2 Max the bear was ill equipped to do anything about this. 3  4 Red....Blue, either way the Matrix owns your ass. 5 Yes I really did shit myself, you can stop looking now. 6 Many of you don't know, but they used my crank for a frame of reference. 7 If she wakes you up at 4 AM wanting it, you better be putting out. 8 No matter how old you are, for a guy, this never gets boring! |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Mar 12, 2015 9:42:13 GMT -5
CI takes the lead...
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 14, 2015 18:28:33 GMT -5
Feeling bad for him after all the Duc...Soone..Eagles moves |
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Post by Center Ice on Mar 14, 2015 22:48:32 GMT -5
Feeling bad for him after all the Duc...Soone..Eagles moves Hawks suck!! |
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Post by tnerb57 on Mar 15, 2015 0:31:24 GMT -5
1 Say, Bob, shouldn't this "cone of protection" extend below the surface of the water? 2 Ted's first day of retirement has gotten off to a nice start. 3 Dude, your cuticles. They're delicious! 4 Toss a couple of guppies in there, and we could call it "Lawrence Fishbowl". 5 Beep beep. Beep beep. My horn went beep beep beep... 6 "And just think, Madge, this is a COLD day!" 7 Art of Noise: The Next Generation. 8 Want some, Pal? There's still plenty left riiiiiight here! Yeah yeah yeah, I know its late, but I was inspired, I tells ya! Ya can't just leave that shit lie! |
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Post by Leader O'Cola on Mar 15, 2015 13:11:22 GMT -5
LOL, some good ones all, thanks!
I'll close entries now, and put up winners and next round tomorrow night!
Cheers
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 16, 2015 22:08:54 GMT -5
LOL, some good ones all, thanks! I'll close entries now, and put up winners and next round tomorrow night! Cheers No slap tonight LOC |
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 17, 2015 11:15:11 GMT -5
LOL, some good ones all, thanks! I'll close entries now, and put up winners and next round tomorrow night! Cheers Who won ?!?!?!?! |
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Post by Center Ice on Mar 17, 2015 11:22:33 GMT -5
LOL, some good ones all, thanks! I'll close entries now, and put up winners and next round tomorrow night! Cheers Who won ?!?!?!?! Maybe we all sucked!!  |
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Post by EWA Beach PGH Fan on Mar 17, 2015 12:07:23 GMT -5
Maybe we all sucked!! Yes, but that's really a separate subject from who won. |
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 19, 2015 0:20:46 GMT -5
LOL, some good ones all, thanks! I'll close entries now, and put up winners and next round tomorrow night! Cheers We getting a winner LOC |
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Post by Otis B. Driftwood on Mar 19, 2015 7:33:40 GMT -5
LOL, some good ones all, thanks! I'll close entries now, and put up winners and next round tomorrow night! Cheers We getting a winner LOC We're ALL winners, Swampy... |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Mar 19, 2015 8:59:49 GMT -5
We're ALL winners, Swampy... Participation ribbons?
Not for me. No pay, no play. lol
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 19, 2015 11:07:33 GMT -5
We're ALL winners, Swampy... after posting this I noticed that LOC mentioned in the next contest that he was under the weather So hopefully all good on the Eastern front |
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Post by Center Ice on Mar 19, 2015 16:01:15 GMT -5
We're ALL winners, Swampy... after posting this I noticed that LOC mentioned in the next contest that he was under the weather So hopefully all good on the Eastern front 
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 19, 2015 16:40:56 GMT -5
after posting this I noticed that LOC mentioned in the next contest that he was under the weather So hopefully all good on the Eastern front
Kinda like the Habs recent goal scoring prowess |
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Post by Center Ice on Mar 20, 2015 13:49:36 GMT -5
NO EXCUSE!!!
Kinda like the Habs recent goal scoring prowess HA! |
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Post by Leader O'Cola on Mar 23, 2015 19:31:39 GMT -5
lol, I will get to these tonight. sorry for the delay  |
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 24, 2015 22:25:29 GMT -5
lol, I will get to these tonight. sorry for the delay C/mon the suspense is killing us |
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Post by Center Ice on Mar 25, 2015 17:32:37 GMT -5
lol, I will get to these tonight. sorry for the delay C/mon the suspense is killing us WHAT HE SAID!!!! Hey Swampy, you managed to ditch the Coors (monkey urine) Light!!!! |
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Post by Swamp Dragon on Mar 25, 2015 19:56:08 GMT -5
C/mon the suspense is killing us WHAT HE SAID!!!! Hey Swampy, you managed to ditch the Coors (monkey urine) Light!!!! gave it to HaroldSeattle as a gift |
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Post by Center Ice on Mar 25, 2015 20:42:09 GMT -5
WHAT HE SAID!!!! Hey Swampy, you managed to ditch the Coors (monkey urine) Light!!!! gave it to HaroldSeattle as a gift Nice! |
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Post by Canuck eh? on Mar 30, 2015 10:02:17 GMT -5
lol, I will get to these tonight. sorry for the delay WTF - lied to us again? I going to form a boycott. |
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